Some Historical Information Behind The Original Band Members
(Pictured above and slightly to your right: at their very first gig-a 4th of July 1996 party in the sticks)
The original five members had a variety of interests:
*Roy "Toy-Boy" Carrasco (bass/rhythm guitar/vocals/bad jokes), enjoyed playing with knobs on the mixing board & grabbing at Inez..
*Mike "Tumblweed" Patterson (rhythm/acoustic guitar/bass /style), collected large, colorful hats & started a life-long love for Coors longnecks.
*Mark "8Ball" Baum (lead&slide guitars/vocals/effects pedals), suffered from speedmetal guitar withdrawal & took to licking his moustache while singing to women in the audience.
*Inez "The Sassy Miss Inez" Soto (vocals/percussion/attitude), had an affinity for Roy's ass & created a new style of singing from the top of barstools.
*George "Roadkill" Keck (drums/vocals/flatulence), only performed one drum solo with this lineup & learned to deal with his necrofilia cravings.

THANK YOU(S), CREDITS, ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
The original members would like to recognize their family and friends for the support and encouragement you always give us: Tamale the pig, Josh & Kenny, Ray, Ma & Pa Patterson, Rudy & Leigh Ann, Mandy & Ellie, Nora, Cheryl Halbrooks, April, Shannon, Ray the Ragin' Cajun, Rick, Mongo, and Frank Zappa. We would also like to thank our private and corporate sponsors for the free-reign, artistic control, financial support, and all the free stuff: Last Minute Productions, Farts Beer Distributors, Smell The Glove Recording Studios, Oklahoma Society of Musical Arts, Southwest Oklahoma Half-Way House for Women With Low Morals, SayWhut? Earplugs, Zildjian Cymbals, Fender Guitars and Amplifiers, Crate Amplifiers, Peavey Sound Reinforcement, Ernie Ball Strings, Dean Markley Blue Steel Strings, Floyd Rose Tremelos, Charvel Guitars, Jackson Guitars, Ibanez Guitars, Ludwig Drums, Jack Daniels Distilleries, Pabst Blue Ribbon Breweries, Coors Breweries, Budweiser & Anheiseur Busch Breweries, and the Society of Ladies for Upholding Traditions and Standards(S.L.U.T.S.).

Who's in the band now?
CURRENT MEMBERS BIOs